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Tuesday, 02 December 2008

Sausage-slapping burglar gives men spicy rub down

8/09/2008 10:00:00 AM.  | MCT

A burglar who broke into a California home rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he ran out the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said.

Lt Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.

Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.

"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.

The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying spices to one of the them and striking the other with a sausage.

Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.

Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.

"That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said. "I tell you, this was one weird case."

COMMENTS

Monday, 08 September 2008

Could have been worse, he might have been slapping them with a "turkey"!!! :O

Posted by: Peter C, Sydney

 

Monday, 08 September 2008

u look like a turkey Peter C

Posted by: justme msSpecial, melbourne

 

Monday, 08 September 2008

Thanks for that comment justme, but how do you know what I look like? Then again, as you come from Melbourne it doesn't matter a big fat hairy rats what you think!! Enjoy the rest of your day you mexican you.

Posted by: Peter C, Not Melbourne

 

Monday, 08 September 2008

Someone steal my name ? Doesnt this site check email adresses ? Peter , that isnt the original justme, someone has stolen my name. If the site checked email adresses they would know that. I like western aussies, and I dont live in melbourne

Posted by: justme Ms Special, need to know basis

Monday, 08 September 2008

OK Justme, all is forgiven. :)

Posted by: Peter C, Sydney

 

Monday, 08 September 2008

imposter needs some to research more, I never have posted where I am from. need to know basis only, and no one here needs to know.

Posted by: justme Ms Special, need to know basis

 

Monday, 08 September 2008

Oh dear me. The anonymous cowards ( Yeah it's a tautology.) are complaining about mistaken identity. This is a new intellectual low.

Posted by: Graeme Henderson, Darling Downs

 

Monday, 08 September 2008

well said graeme, they're all so touchy about their id's heh?so full of self-importance, righteousness (& bigotry) - i find it a cack!

Posted by: rock daSystem, need to know basis

 
 

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