More than 130 thousand inflatable boobs have been lost at sea on their way to Australia.
Ralph magazine was planning to include the boobs, worth about 200 thousand dollars, as a free gift with its January issue.
According to the popular lads mag, the container left the dock in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week, and if they don't get their hands on them in the next 48 hours it'll be too late for the next issue.
The story took a number of confusing twists this morning, with ACP stablemate FHM initially credited with owning the missing breasts.
But it was also the number of inflatable breasts missing that was causing confusion, with the number first listed at 130, meaning each individual set of breast would have been valued at more than $1500.
The number was later revised to $130,000.