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Man hits girlfriend for wearing 'Bridget Jones knickers'

28/11/2008 1:17:00 PM.  | AAP
A man who says he eats 10 Mars bars a day has claimed a lack of sugar prompted him to attack his girlfriend when she wore big, Bridget Jones-style knickers instead of a G-string, a British court has heard.

Marco Fella, 38, from Callington, Cornwall, told Bodmin Magistrates Court his addiction to sugar was to blame for his behaviour, Britain's The Daily Telegraph reported on Thursday.

Fella, who had been living with his 34-year-old girlfriend for a year, attacked her twice in 10 days.

The court heard that he hit her in the face with a rope and then bit her finger.

Fella admitted two common assaults and his sentencing was adjourned for probation reports.

Prosecutor Janet Furlonger said Fella bit the woman's finger during an argument which started because he wanted her to wear a G-string and she had put on "large pants".

Furlonger said Fella hit her in the face with the rope a few days earlier in another row.

Martin Pearce, defending, said Fella had an addiction to sugar which led him to eat 10 Mars bars a day.

Fella became aggressive if he did not get enough sugar but he had now started an anger management course.

"My client's temper snapped because he felt his partner was not making enough effort in the relationship but he is now deeply sorry for his actions," Pearce said.

Bridget Jones, the main character in hit films based on books by British author Helen Fielding, is famous for her penchant for large knickers.

COMMENTS

Friday, 28 November 2008

Lol. Ok, this has to be the most ridiculous yet funniest story that I've read all month.

Posted by: Aurora Australis, Melbourne, http://aurora-australis.proboards.com

 

Friday, 28 November 2008

So what was the rope for again? I seem to have missed that in the article. And no; I am not condoning what he did; there is no excuse for that.

Posted by: Fair Minded Aussie, Australia

 

Friday, 28 November 2008

Why didn't she just take the pill like other women?

Posted by: Observer JWH Party, Australia

 

Friday, 28 November 2008

10 Mars bars a day? He must've look like crap. No wonder she did not fancy him. My wife also wears no G-string. Yeeeeeh. She looks great wearing no strings at all.

Posted by: Poison Pen, Sydney

 

Friday, 28 November 2008

I agree, Poison Pen.

Posted by: Observer (JWH Party), Australia

 

Thursday, 18 December 2008

This is a couple who no longer like each other. So, what in the cheese are they still doing together?? If they are unable to see that, then a judge needs to order them seek counsel to show them them how to end the relationship. They obbiously do not know how to do that. This is not about candy and huge panties. It is about hate and loathing for each other. A hate and loathing that if left unattended will lead to that woman's death sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Pithy Opiner, Stockton, California

 
 

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